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• Feces Navidad: Pile After Pile of 1988 Holiday Magic
• Matthew Tolzmann
• Page: 184
• Format: pdf, ePub, mobi, fb2
• ISBN: 9798317694722
• Publisher: Barnes & Noble Press

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"This is a story about growing up. About the transition from adolescence to adulthood. It's about the relevance of culture - music, film, art. It's also about poo. As someone who directed a film called Winnie the Pooh, I know poo. And this is some good poo." - Stephen Anderson Director (Meet the Robinsons, Winnie the Pooh), Author (Disney In-Between: The Lost Years 1966-1986) Feces Navidad has all the wonders, loves, and laughs of a Generation X-er's greatest X-mas. It also has everything you've never asked for in a holiday classic: The origin story of the "Die Hard of Christmas carols," the role Pee-wee Herman played in a Christmastime rite of passage into adulthood, a Texas State Trooper who was packing a lot more than his sidearm, a Five-step Program for a Band Dork's Path to Self-actualization, the secret love for a musical instrument that has to be hugged to be played, and the reason why the word feces is in the title. These stories are all based on real events, but be warned: not only does the author think that Gremlins is "the most interesting Christmas movie" he's ever seen, but he also, at one point, thought it was the best "Muppet movie." An excerpt from Feces Navidad "I never expected to have my best Christmas ever at age sixteen, especially after my excitement for Christmas had slowly fizzled out over the years. I mean, the way things are supposed to work is that the older you get, the less excited you get. This goes for everything, not just Christmas. It's just one of the many reasons why you don't see four-year-olds free-climbing El Capitan. They don't need to manufacture cheap thrills. They get all the excitement they need when it's finally their turn to shut the car door, or when they get to hold their parent's house keys while waiting in line at the grocery store. That's the kind of sheer excitement I would experience this Christmas break."